"Invader Zim" memorable quotes

September 25, 2007

Invader Zim is one of my fave TV shows. it's an animated TV series aired on Nickelodeon. though it's been a while since i last saw an episode of the series, i will never ever forget how funny and crazy that show was.

the main characters of the show are Zim, Gir, Dib and Gaz. Zim is this alien who wants to conquer Earth and disguises himself as a human boy, and Gir is his robot assistant who goes crazy and stuff. Dib is Zim's classmate and arch enemy. he's the only one who wants to stop Zim's evil plans of taking over Earth. Dib is like this brainy kid obsessed with the paranormal and solving Earth's mysteries, while Gaz is Dib's sister who, besides Dib, knows that Zim is an alien, but unlike Dib, doesn't really care. Gaz has this gothic style of clothing and seems to be the only normal kid around (that's why she's my favorite character!).

i browsed through the Internet once and came across a collection of memorable quotes from the show. i laughed my brains out while reading these quotes!! i selected some of them and posted them here.

i also inserted a video of funny scenes! 

if you like cartoons that are (kinda stupid and) the products of wild and almost surreal imaginations, then Invader Zim is just the show for you. hope you'll enjoy reading these quotes and watching the video as much as i did. well if you've seen the cartoon, you'd find these quotes funnier. anyway, here they are:

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Gir: I love this show!
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Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!

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Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads  of our doomed enemies. 

Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.

[singing]

Gir: Doom doom doom…

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Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?

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[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's forehead]

Zim: There! That should be wide enough.

Dib: What about me? How do I get back?

Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!

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Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.

Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.

Dib: No, I - Wait… What do eyes have anything to do with breathing? 

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Zim: What are you watching?

Gir: Angry monkey.

Zim: That's one horrible monkey!

Gir: Mmhmm.

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The Letter M: What's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!

Dib: He was using the belt sander…

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[GIR is disguised as a government agent]

Gir: I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.

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[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning]

Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!

[Gir's head pops out of the ceiling]

Gir: Yeees?

Zim: What have you done to the telescope?

Gir: Nothin'…

Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?

Gir: I know, I'm scared too! 

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Gir: Awww… I wanted to explode.

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Gir: Somebody needs a hug! 

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Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late… horrible… nightmare visions!

Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down. 

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Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now. 

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Gaz: [to Dib] All I wanted was to have some pizza, hang out with dad, and not let your weirdness mess up my day! 

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Zim: You can't escape my teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a PITIFUL FAILURE! Stupid, stinking humans!

Gaz: Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?

Zim: Of course; they're right over there.

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Gir: [disgused as a dog] MEOW!

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Zim: Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with… corn!

Dib: But I haven't been eating corn.

Zim: [shouts] Liar!

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Zim: Curse you snacks! Curse yooooooou!

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Gaz: Why do you have to have a head? 

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Zim: GIR! Unleash the monkey!

GIR: …MONKEY!

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Zim: [over video link] Soon, I'll bring the Tallest here to witness my ingenious evil! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAAH! I said evil! AHAHAHAA!

Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Professor Membrane: [from basement] Son, there'd better not be any walking dead up there!

Dib: It's nothing to worry about, Dad! And I said I was sorry about that!

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Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

Dib: Okay… There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Zim: GIR! What areyou doing?

Gir: I made mashed po-ta-toes!

Zim: Yes… and muffins…

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Zim: Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race!

Dib: I don't wanna watch that.

Zim: Oh. Ok… WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!

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Zim: [looking over the town for a telescope he can use] There's one, but it belongs to that Dib human.

Gir: So? He seems nice!

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Gir: [five minutes after eating it, crying] I miss my cupcake.

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Dib: Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?

Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?

Dib: [looks at nose] Pretty far.

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Dib: [commenting on his his teacher, Ms. Bitters] Someone said she existed from time immemorial and they just built a school around her.

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Elves: [singing] Bow down… bow down… before the power of Santa! Or be crushed… be crushed… by his jolly boots of doom!

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Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!

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Zir: It's over Tak! The Earth is mine to desecrate… and I already promised the moon to GIR.

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Zim: I put a tracking device on you.

Dib: You did? Where is it?

[GIR is grabbing the back of his head]

Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!

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Dib: You're just jealous…

Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly!

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Gir: CHICKEN! I'm gonna eat you!

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[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]

Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?

Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish.

Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.

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Gir: I'm gonna roll around the floor for a while. KAY?

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Almighty Tallest Red: So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet… tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? How can anything tall be dumb?

Almighty Tallest Purple: [with his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?

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Zim: They locked down their fortress - with locks!

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Zim: Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?

Dib: Yes it is, Zim! It fell fro…

Zim: Isn't it? 

Dib:  I said it was! Man, Zim, you have a problem with listening.

Zim: ISN'T IT?  

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Zim: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?

Gir: I made it myself!

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Gir: Aww, but I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!

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Gaz: The pig… COMMANDS ME!

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Almighty Tallest Red: Fire some kinda laser… thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW!

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[Zim has sent GIR to attack Dib. GIR is poking at his controls making him spin in circles. An alarm that sounds like a car alarm]

Zim: [to self] Hmm, maybe he's not such a bad devil minion after all.

Dib: [to Gir] Hey! Go away!

Gir: Okey dokey!

[flies away]

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Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!

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Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!

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Gir: Let's make biscuits! LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!

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Zim: You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!

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Gir: [Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir] Aww, it likes me.

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Gir: Dib's so mean to my master. He not like Zim. I seen it! Dib is bad! [laughs]

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Zim: But… invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

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more of these quotes at:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0235923/quotes