my attempt at saving the world filled with cheese-flavored beer snacks
January 2, 2008crackers, crackers
like the microscopic monkeys that saw Johnny Depp fly
life is so full of chocolate-filled water buffalos
it makes my nose itchy.
forgive the giant super weasel as it crosses your hallway wearing granma's T-shirt
help me! i can't spell hippopotamus!!
lizard-bunnies are eating my house.
the heat is killing me.
friday is the sex!
what should the radioactive mashed potato do for it to steal your ass-crackers?
words are only the stuff that crawls under my bed when the coast is clear.
sex poodles come down from heaven and we have tea parties.
this is the life my toe wanted.
you were the light from my closet door.
the deer i hit with a bat came back a millionaire.
Rocko should've had a moderner life.
what is wrong with my hair?!
you dare mock the ice princess!?!
feel the wrath of the king and queen of cheese!
i need complete silence if i am to save your ass from the nails of doom.
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